Gifted In Poetry??

I don't think so. Anelle reminded me of this one that I wrote awhile back....

"There once was a widow named Ruth,
Who was still in the prime of her youth.
She gathered some wheat;
And after some sleep,
Got married to Boaz forsooth!"

But this is the original one...

"There once was widow named Ruth,
Who was still in the prime of her youth.
She moved with her mom
And soon found a job
Through which she caught Boaz, forsooth!"